
CHEESY DOG PICK-UP LINES:
• “So ... come to this hydrant often?”
• “I know a nice place where we can drink out of the toilet.”
• “My friend and I have a bet. I say you're part Collie ...”
• “Even a garden hose couldn't stop me from loving you.”
• “I've been trained to sniff out explosives and I can tell you're dynamite!”
• “This kennel is so full of phonies.”
• “Aw c'mon ... I'm getting neutered tomorrow!”
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