Wednesday, April 22, 2009

HAPPY EARTH DAY!

Can you believe that fat people are getting blamed for global warming? The "experts" say that obese people eat more which causes an extra strain on the planet. Also the extra flatulence adds to the decrease in the ozone leading to the ice caps melting. And, finally, they say that fat drive more which increases emissions, and the demand for fuel! I say that fat people keep the economy going! The restaurants hire more people. The automakers have to make more cars so that we don't have to walk, which means jobs! And how boring would it be if everyone was skinny!

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